Compare, Analysis and Conclude

Based on the title, i believe i've stirred up some curiousity in you right?

In this post, i wont be talking bout daily lives coz i've already done that in another blog of mine. Obviously i'm lazy to post it up here. But since i have so much free time, i will write one post here la..to balance it.

Let's start shall we?

First of all, i would like to introduce 3 greatest individual of all times. They all are in a common proffesion and they have similar goals. It's also unbelievable that they possess the characteristics which normal ppl dont. It's a good thing from their point of view, but a bad thing from mine. If the three of them are auditioned for the tv series heroes, i darent say which one of them will get it. Probably they wont get it at all. This is because their powers are soooooooo overwhelming, even the most alert and steady person will eventually lose out. What makes me say that? Read on!

Before i move on, let me give a brief introduction...

(some music pls....)

First of all let's welcome, donkEy. For those who are scratching their heads, donkey is actually my pengajian malaysia lecturer. Since he looks soooooooo identical with the donkey in shrek, we decided that it'll be his permanent nickname.

Second candidate would be our one and only deep sea fish (DSF). DSF is actually our mass com lecturer whom jo called duck coz he sound like one. Why DSF? it's simple. To me, he somehow resembles an ancient sea water creature which only come out from it's resting area once in a while to teach. That's y he's called deep sea fish.

Thirdly, is our Pn remi. My mum's colleague used to say, "Pengetua convent macam jantan." I believe the name says it all. I dont have to explain further.

Now, let's move on to my studies alrite?

The 1st point- the comparison

Surprisingly, all three candidates shared one characteristics. Note: it's not common for 3 ppl to share a single characteristic.

Answer: All three like to talk alot, even though others are not paying attention.

See the similarity? Do you believe me now?

Second point-analysis

Okay, this will be a lil difficult, but i try to explain as better as i can. It is essential that u know the differences.

D-donkey DSF-deep sea fish R-remi

Let's start with donkey

analysis- he likes to nag a lot, great at assuming things. Meaning to say, he gives u a math formula and expects you to solve it though he didnt teach. Likes to talk professionally, but action said otherwise. Hv difficulties shutting his mouth. Good at making ppl sleep.

Now, move on to DSF

analysis-always raising his eye brows for no particular reason. Has the greatest ability to make ppl dozed off. Always demand for attention though his lesson is unbearably boring. An expert in cracking lame jokes.

Lastly R,

analysis-nag a lot, like to assume things, lazy and never comes in for class, words speaks louder than action. Has the undeniably ability to put ppl in deep sleep.

Now..we have completed the analysis...let's proceed to the conclusion shall we?

Okay, before i conclude everything, i believe that u have already notice the great similarities between the 3 individuals. Let's take the one which all three possess.

Conclusion: all three are high risk individual becoz their speech are able to put you to sleep without trouble. So as we know, there's a lot of occasion when we arent allowed to sleep right?

Do you know what i meant now? sue me for being sarcastic. But it's true in some ways right? Dont you dare deny it! =P